Terms & Conditions

Last Updated: November 2025

Welcome to MGMPF (“we,” “our,” or “us”). By accessing or purchasing through this site, you agree to the following terms and conditions. If you do not agree, please exit the site immediately. Continued use means you understand that common sense still applies and that you assume full responsibility for your own decisions.

Eligibility

This website is intended for adults aged 21 and older. By entering, you confirm that you meet the legal age requirement and that any products purchased are in accordance with local and state laws.

General Disclaimer

All content, products, and information provided on this site is for informational support purposes only. Nothing here constitutes medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment – nor does MGMPF make any such claims. Browsing this website and it’s products is entirely at your own discretion.

Products

Products sold through MGMPF LLC. are intended solely for lawful and logical purposes. We are not responsible for misuse, misinterpretation, or creative reinterpretation of the overall descriptions. If you choose to ignore labels or warnings, that choice (and its consequences) are entirely yours.

Limitation of Liability

To the maximum extent permitted by law, MGMPF LLC., its owners, employees, and affiliates shall not be held liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising from misuse, abuse or otherwise unintended interpretations of this site and/or products. In short: don’t be reckless, and don’t try to sue us because you didn’t read the fine print.

Shipping & Returns

Orders are processed in the order received. Estimated delivery times are guidelines, not guarantees. We reserve the right to cancel or refund orders at our discretion. Due to the nature of our products, returns are not accepted. For any issues, like missing product, wrong product or off weight, Video proof of the unopened and opened package is required to prove any discrepancies. Please see our Refund Policy for details.

Privacy

Your privacy matters to us. We do not sell or share personal information. For details on how we handle data, view our Privacy Policy.

Intellectual Property

All logos, designs, text, and images are the property of MGMPF LLC. or its licensors. You may not copy, reproduce, or modify any material from this website without prior written consent. Seriously — make your own thing.

Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of Illinois, United States. Any disputes will be handled in a court of competent jurisdiction within that state. We aim to resolve things peacefully, but lawyers exist for a reason.

External Links

We may include outbound links to resources or informational content we find useful (for example, CDC Tips or NCCIH). We don’t control these sites and aren’t responsible for their content or practices.

Updates

We may update these Terms and Conditions occasionally. Continued patronage after updates means you accept the new version. We try to keep things reasonable and readable, no hidden nonsense.